CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The jet-setting couple Javier Hernández Balcázar, AKA Chicharito and his girlfriend singer Cheryl Cole flew into Cabo San Lucas, Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport.
The happy couple was then driven by limo to the exquisite Pancho Villa Resort Villa which is owned by Chicharito the Mexican soccer star who plays for Manchester United AKA Man U.
Cole is presently in talks with Simon Cowell about possibly taking the judges chair on X-Factor which was vacated when Britney Spears was fired.
It is no secret that Cowell, known as The Viceroy of Venom really likes Cheryl a lot. But as TV critics and reporters state, Ms. Cole's Geordie accent is very hard to understand.
Even fellow Brits such as Piers Morgan, Cat Deeley, Len Goodman, and Ricky Gervais say that at times Chezza sounds like she is talking with a bunch of peanut M&M's in her mouth.
Chicharito was asked by Polo Del Matador, a reporter with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News, how things were going between him and the lusciously sexy Cheryl.
The soccer super star gave Polo a thumbs up and said that if he was any happier he could be investigated by the FBI, the CIA, and the IRS.
He smiled and then told Del Matador that he had not mentioned it to anyone yet but that two nights ago back in Hollywood, Cheryl told him that she wants to have his baby.
SIDENOTE: Del Matador was so glad to get the Chicharito-Cheryl Cole baby scoop story that he gave him front row tickets to a bullfight at The Cerveza Corona Light Commemorative Bullring which will feature Mexico's young sensation bullfighter Santiago "Jimmy" Del Queso, 17.