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Sunday, 23 June 2013

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Nina says that Somerhalder is the love of her life. (Photo by Ian Somerhalder).

MARINA DEL REY - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev recently stated to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that she wanted to put to rest the recent rumor that she and Ian Somerhalder have broken up.

Dobrev smiled and said that nothing could be farther from the truth and commented that he is actually the man of her dreams.

When asked where she feels the rumor originated she shrugged her shoulders and remarked that there are a lot of jealous people around who cannot stand to see someone be successful and have a great relationship with another person.

She said that she has known some pathetic individuals whose lives are so pitifully dull and boring that they resort to spending a major portion of their daily lives obsessing about what others are saying or doing.

Nina grinned and added that those people act that way due to all kinds of inner phobias and inherent emotional, mental, and psychological problems.

Miss Chipotle totally agreed with her. She smiled and said that she recalls that one of her best friends back in college had a boyfriend who was totally focused on what everyone else was doing.

She remarked that he finally became so obsessed with butting into everyone else's business that he ended up imploding.

She divulged that the low-life individual is presently sitting in a mental institution where he reportedly now has extensive conversations with checkers, dominoes, and his right thumb.

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