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Sunday, 23 June 2013

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The actual hat that Eastwood wore in one of his first western movies, "Indians! Yikes!"

LOS ANGELES - The producers of The View are very unhappy with long time Hollywood actor Clint Eastwood.

The man who made the film "The Outlaw Josie Wales" an American Old West classic stated through a spokesperson that he recalls the last time he was on the show that Whoopi Goldberg and Sheri Shepherd made fun of him regarding his talking to an empty chair during the 2012 Republican Convention.

Eastwood added that he does not blame the two for jumping all over him since they are, after all, hard core Democrats, but when the prissy-priss, GOPrincess Elizabeth Hasselbeck failed to come to his defense he clearly saw the writing on the wall.

The 83-year-old who made the name Dirty Harry a household name said that he wanted to go on the show to talk about his minature rabbit collection, his world-wide drink coaster collection, and the fact that he has been asked to appear on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

Eastwood said that as long as Whoopi, Sheri, and even Elizabeth do not apologize to him on the air he will never again appear on The View.

In Other News. The word coming out of the FOX Network is that disgraced, former cooking show host Paula Deen may be given a job working in the FOX Network food commissary.

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