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Saturday, 22 June 2013

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Dolly said that she has been practicing saying Paula's keyword "Buttah."

LOS ANGELES - Miramix Pictures in association with Tri-Moon Productions has just announced that filming on the new Charleen Belle Pinnzucker movie Oops! - The Paula Deen Story will begin within the week.

One of the South's most popular singers Dolly Parton has agreed to star in the role of the ditsy Dixie diva Paula Deen who has cooked her own goose.

Parton told Macadamia Honeysuckle with The LaLaLand Daily that she is semi-proud to be portraying the 66-year-old television cooking show maven.

Dolly took a sip of her Aye Caramba Beer, giggled, and said, "Well y'all it sho nuff do look like old Miss Paula has sho done gone and flat out stepped smack dab in a pile of cow (droppings) yeppers."

According to someone who has known the fake platinum-haired old gal for a long, long time, Paula let her mouth run off and utter some derogatory words before her mental filter was turned on.

The friend said that Paula temporarily forgot that she was not sitting in the backyard of her Savannah, Georgia, Cornbread Acres Estate where she could freely use the "Q" word, the "F" word, and even the "N" word to her southern fried heart's content.

SIDENOTE. Dolly said that she has not heard who will be playing the part of Paula's husband Michael, but she giggled again, and said that she really and truly hopes that it's George Clooney.

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