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Friday, 21 June 2013

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A recent photo of Katie Holmes taken at Sandra Bullock's New Orleans home. (Photo by Sandra Bullock).

SHERMAN OAKS - Charlie Sheen recently told Larry King on The Viagra View that he has probably been with more women than Hugh Hefner himself.

King smiled, took a sip from his bottle of Geritol, and replied that he has no doubt about that.

He asked Carlos Estevez, (Charlie's real name) if there was a woman in his life at the present time.

The former Two and A Half Men star replied that there was not. And before Larry could ask another question Sheen told him that he has been watching Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes in the Hollywood publications and entertainment news programs and she is right for the pickings.

"So you'd like to take a shot at KH?" King asked.

Sheen grinned from ear-to-ear and replied that he would love to do the hokey-pokey with sweet, little, Katie.

SIDENOTE: After the show Larry told Charlie that he will be calling up Katie and he will provide her with his private cell phone number.

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