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Friday, 21 June 2013

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Kathie Lee believes that the rumor was started by either Chelsea Handler or Omarosa who she notes are both jealous bitches.

NEW YORK CITY - Kathie Lee Gifford has admitted that she still has a special place in her heart for her former Live With Regis & Kathie Lee host Regis Philbin.

But the 59-year-old wife of ex-New York Giants player and NFL commentator Frank Gifford wanted it made abundantly clear that the rumors about her being pregnant with Regis Philbin's twins are not true.

Mrs. Gifford said that she has no idea where the rumors started but noted that when someone is at the top there are a lot of jealous individuals who cannot stand it since it showcases their inferiority complex.

Kathie Lee told iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli that she thinks that the dastardly rumor probably came from either Omarosa or Chelsea Handler.

She said that both women cannot hold a candle to her talent. Gifford then told Miss Vermicelli that according to the The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering based in Chicago, Omarosa has a fan club that numbers 14 members and Handler's fan club totals 19 members including Rush Limbaugh and New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick.

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