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Thursday, 20 June 2013

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Kim shown with her brand new baby girl named Kaidence Donna West.

BEVERLY HILLS - Family and friends of Kim and Kanye had a field day trying to figure out what the unmarried couple was going to name their new baby girl.

Well after all kinds of speculation about names that ranged from Annaquenetta to Kimkaneesha the name has finally been revealed.

And interestingly enough Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors correctly guessed the name which is Kaidence Donna West.

Miss Rangoon said that she figured out the name by using the ancient Chinese letters and syllables system known as Letterologicalutitus.

According to the Chinese ambassador to the United States, the Republic of China has been using Letterologicalutitus since March 7, 1613.

SIDENOTE. Reports coming out of KardashianLand are that Mama Kardashian, AKA Kris Jenner, is very upset that Kim and Kanye did not use the baby name she suggested; Krisifer.

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