Mad hat pop diva, Lady Ga Ga, has announced that she is head over heels (not hills) in love with Erskine Quint, intrepid adventurer and very mercurial stud.
Jean-Paul Gaultier told Lady about this British aristocratic, super-human hero, after seeing him riding a camel up the Champs Elysee; he also fell in love with him because EQ is just irresistible, darlings.
CIA (Cockroach Infiltration army) fab celeb scumbag reporter, Julian Whistle-Bumblower, crept into Lady Ga Ga's boudouir and got an exclusive interview, here it is:
"Lady, you cannot fall in love with a figment of a very mad man's imagination, because Erskine Quint is pure fantasy!"
Lady replied, "oh ducky, of course I can becuase I am a just a figment of my fans imagination so we clicked and since I have been in love with the fab EQ, my favourite toy has burned out!"
Julian replied, "Lady, you are really Ga Ga!" She replied with a rapid stamping of her over the knee, laced, black shiny boot of leather and then kicked Julian in the crutch, ouch! He rapidly scampered for the nearest mousehole possible.
Lady Ga Ga was last seen sitting in her pink bubble bath humming "I am the walrus" whilst frothing at the mouth. Erskine meanwhile has told Jean-Paul he has no chance because he prefers the models he dresses, female ones!
More as we sneak it...