On FOX and Fiends Sarah Palin announced that she will rejoin the network most evenings on a show she's calling Sarah Palin Disseminates the Lamestream Media.
Explained Palin: "I will provide a prospectus that you don't ordinarily get from the lamestream medias, especially CBS, which puts the BS in news reporting. My analysis of the news will be divisive-er, I mean, derisive-and put the spotlight on the issues of the day, like the IRS scandal, and that guy-Snowden, I think his name is?-who leaked sensitized information from the Irish Republican Army."
Palin continued, smirking: "What's the difference between a commentator and a hockey mom? Bullshit!--uh, I mean, lipstick!"
The three manikins on FOX and Fiends, as usual, just sat there, smiled, and looked pretty, as if they understood what was going on.