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Wednesday, 19 June 2013

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On FOX and Fiends Sarah Palin announced that she will rejoin the network most evenings on a show she's calling Sarah Palin Disseminates the Lamestream Media.

Explained Palin: "I will provide a prospectus that you don't ordinarily get from the lamestream medias, especially CBS, which puts the BS in news reporting. My analysis of the news will be divisive-er, I mean, derisive-and put the spotlight on the issues of the day, like the IRS scandal, and that guy-Snowden, I think his name is?-who leaked sensitized information from the Irish Republican Army."

Palin continued, smirking: "What's the difference between a commentator and a hockey mom? Bullshit!--uh, I mean, lipstick!"

The three manikins on FOX and Fiends, as usual, just sat there, smiled, and looked pretty, as if they understood what was going on.

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