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Tuesday, 18 June 2013

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J.Lo shown sitting outside Mink's Tattoo Emporium in Brooklyn. (Photo courtesy of Pitbull).

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence.

An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on her bikini line removed.

The 43-year-old singer-dancer known as Jenny From The Block was seen at Mink's Ink Emporium in Brooklyn.

The tattoo parlor is owned by Rocco "Mink" Minkafelleti who has tattooed several well known individuals including Kat Von D, Rihanna, Rush Limbaugh, Lady Gaga, and Whoopi Goldberg.

The intimate bikini line tattoo that Jennifer had removed read: Property of Casper Smart.

SIDENOTE: Vodka Vermicelli with the iRumors News Agency is reporting that the reason J.Lo had the tattoo removed is because she is getting ready to dump Casper, 26, and take up with Cuban-American singer Pitbull, 32.

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