Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Tuesday, 18 June 2013

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Lady Gaga performing on Christmas Eve at New York's Guzzling Gnu Club.

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Lady Gaga says that the singer is really upset and does not know who to turn to.

The "Born This Way" singer is very concerned at the fact that for some unknown reason her erogenous zones are not working the way they are supposed to be working.

The woman who was born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta in New York City recently revealed to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that her happy spots are just not producing the happy, joyful, erotic feelings that they once did.

She went on to say that the way her female system is going she would probably have a hard time even trying to compete with a blow up doll.

Lady Gaga stated that her pedicurist Teddy Fintarelli owner of Teddy's Toesies Spa in New York told her that it is just a stage that lots of women who are getting close to 30 go through.

The woman who had hit songs with "Poker Face," "Alejandro," "Paparazzi," and "Manhattan Muffin" says that she is still shocked at the whole dwindling erogenous zones situation.

In A Related Story. To view Lady Gaga's former erogenous zones go to www.ladygagasaysbyetohererogenouszones.pix

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