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Tuesday, 18 June 2013

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Lynch shown at The Chips and Queso Resort & Casino in Tijuana, Mexico.

HOLLYWOOD - Jane Lynch the star of Glee has just announced that she is divorcing her wife of three years Dr. Lara Embry.

The 52-year-old Lynch told Hollywood Innuendo that there were several very personal reasons for the break up.

Jane said that she was quite upset and was going to travel down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and spend some time by herself.

She remarked that she wants to contemplate the fact that she may be on the road to becoming an ex-lesbian. The Glee star told HI's Fajita San Guacamole that lately she has been fantasizing more and more about certain male individuals.

When asked to name names, the elderly blonde blushed and said that she preferred not to because she wants to start off with a clean slate before she announces that she has entered into the world of heterosexuality.

SIDENOTE. Meanwhile her soon-to-be-ex-wife Dr. Embry says that Jane has become very, very confused with her inner feelings and it all started the two nights she spent with Charlie Sheen down in Tijuana, Mexico.

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