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Sunday, 16 June 2013

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Farrah has a pet bird that she has named "Booby."

OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents.

Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies.

The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Voodoo Dupree that the cost of getting her breasts augmented up to a D-cup was $7,146 for the pair of hooters.

Abraham noted that the silicone breast implants are state-of-the-art and come with a two year guarantee on parts and labor.

She giggled and said that she can hardly wait to have them tested by being touched by a male of her choosing.

Farrah revealed that back in December she had a $4,000 vaginal tightening procedure done that she said has given her back her feminine self-esteem.

SIDENOTE: The native of Council Bluffs, Iowa told Miss Dupree that her sex tape titled Farrah Touches Her Little Farrah is doing very well and there is already talk of doing a sequel.

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