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Sunday, 16 June 2013

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Kim and Kanye's baby girl was born at The Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills.

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West wanted for his and Kim Kardashian's baby to be born in San Francisco but Mama Kardashian (Kris Jenner) had her way and the Kardashian-West baby girl child was born in Beverly Hills at The Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

The baby was born one month early and doctors attributed this to the tremendous stress that Kanye has been putting Kim through the past few days.

The stress stemmed from the talk about Kanye being involved with another woman named Leyla Ghobadi.

Ghobadi has been described as being a Kim lookalike minus the gigantic caboose and huge ping pong ball sized eyes.

Kanye has of course denied the allegations which were reported by the entertainment publication Tittle Tattle Tonight.

3T reporter Pico de Gallo was the first to break the story after he received a text message from Kim's brother Rob Kardashian with the code phrase 'Mama Earth has just dropped little baby moon.'

De Gallo said that the code was devised between him and Rob in order to make sure that Tittle Tattle Tonight was the first news agency to get the birth story.

SIDENOTE: Kim had stated last week that they had planned to name the baby Kimkaneesha, but no word yet if that is the official name or not.

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