PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, self-proclaimed North Korean Missile Launcher, recently stated to The Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency that he loves watching American-made motion pictures.
The North Korean leader revealed that he has watched the 1967 film Bonnie and Clyde a total of nine times.
He also noted that he has seen Titanic eight times and each time he tells himself that maybe this time the ship won't sink after it hits the damn iceberg.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: It appears that Kim Jong Un could be the Paris Hilton of North Korea.]
But of all the hundreds of U.S. films he has seen he confessed that his favorite movies are the Arnold Schwarzenegger films.
Kim Jong Un says that he loves watching the Terminator series as well as other Schwarzenegger movies including Conan The Barbarian, Twins, Junior, and Mr. GOP Visits The Arkansas Ozarks.