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Wednesday, 19 June 2013

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Arnold has stated that he will never again get involved with any of his household help.

HOLLYWOOD - Arnold Schwarzenegger, the former governor of California, has just made a motion picture announcement to the entertainment media.

The 65-year-old ex-champion body builder said that he has agreed to star in Terminator 5.

He remarked that he did not want to give away too much information but he did hint that possible co-stars could include Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Metta World Peace, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Vice-President Joe Biden in a cameo role.

The man with the strong Austrian accent told Silver Screen Showcase Magazine that he decided to shoot the movie because he needs to keep busy in order to try and forget all about the infamous maid scandal of last year.

He noted that he has admitted everything and feels that the entertainment news media and Maria (Shriver's) family should all just build a bridge and get over it.

Schwarzenegger said that another reason for his deciding to make the new Terminator 5 movie was to help pay off some of the huge attorney fees he incurred during the unfortunate incident.

SIDENOTE: A close friend of the former governor has said that in order to take away any possibility of another maid scandal Schwarzenegger has hired a maid who is 79-years-old.

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