HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag.
McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with Sandra Bullock.
Handler, who is about as tactful as a sapling branch asked Melissa if she played the heavy in the movie.
McCarthy did not find that question one bit funny. She looked at Handler and asked her if she'd had her tonsils removed. Handler replied that she still has them.
Melissa then told her that she was fixing to do a tonsillectomy on her by way of her right ear.
Handler called her Mount St. Melissa and said that she shouldn't be shocked and upset that she's so big since no one forces her to shove crates of food down her throat.
Melissa shot her the finger and told her that she's about as charming as an Arizona outhouse in the middle of July.
McCarthy then commented that she is so dull, she makes a vaginal sponge look charismatic.
Handler's mouth dropped and the hateful host was speechless.
Melissa then asked her if her hooha still makes those annoying involuntary noises that several of the Laker players have told her about.
Handler eyes teared up. She raised her hand and told McCarthy that she surrendered. She said she didn't have a white flag but asked if her white bikini thong panties would work.
Melissa smiled and replied, "You mean the ones that Mitt Romney gave you for Valentine's Day?...yeah they'll do bitch!"