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Thursday, 13 June 2013

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Kanye says that Metta World Peace's Peruvian resort is only accessible by helicopter.

BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him.

According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get so big that he's afraid she may accidentally step on him putting him in a world of hurt.

West the Pest, as Taylor Swift calls him, said that he knew that Kimmy would put on some weight but he had no idea that she would gain 700 pounds [Hyperbole - 101].

Yukon asked him if he is planning on returning to France. Kanye shook his head and said that he was not since he found out that he is allergic to French toast, French dressing, and French horns.

West did mention that he is seriously thinking about taking a trip down to Peru and staying at an Andes Mountains resort that is being leased by his close friend Los Angeles Lakers player Metta World Peace.

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