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Wednesday, 12 June 2013

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Miley told Whoopi Goldberg that she is changing the name of her cat from "Liam" to "Friskette."

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus appeared on The View and made it perfectly clear to Whoopi Goldberg that this time she and Liam (Hemsworth) are positively, absolutely, for sure finished.

Cyrus smiled and used Taylor Swift's words as she promised Goldberg that she and Liam are never, ever getting back together.

Whoopi made a face and remarked, "Uh huh, until da next time honey child. You two break up and get back together more than dat Bieber boy and dat Gomez cutey used to do."

Cyrus rolled her eyes and told the host with the dreadlocks that she would be willing to make a bet with her that this time it is over for good.

"Okay" Whoopi commented, "How much?"

"Let's make it $10,000" the former Hannah Montana star replied.

Goldberg looked at the camera and then turned to Miley and said that she wanted to go all the way up to $50,000.

"$50,000!" Miley exclaimed.

"Oh come on kiddoe, you know you spend more than dat in one week on bras, panties, and pot" Goldberg chided her.

Miley agreed to the bet.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck perked up and said, "Ah Miley put me down for $35."

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