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Wednesday, 12 June 2013

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Honey Boo Boo's first pair of store-bought shoes. (Photo by June "Mama" Shannon).

NEW YORK CITY - The star of the hit reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Alana Thompson was in the Big Apple making an appearance on The Viagra View talk show starring Larry King and Regis Philbin.

King asked Honey Boo Boo how she was enjoying her new found fame and fortune. She smiled politely and remarked that she loves her new found fame but pointed out that her mama and her daddy have her new found fortune tucked away somewhere.

Right away King stated, "Ah let's be clear here that by tucked away Honey Boo Boo means in a safe bank and not in their family home in Mcintrye, Georgia."

King then asked the pint-sized TV star what she wants to be when she grows up. She thought for a few moments and then replied that she knows what she doesn't want to be.

"And what is that?" Larry asked.

"Well sir," she said looking around, "I certainly don't want to be no Lindsay Lohan, or Paris Hilton, and especially that mean-spirited, hate-filled, bitter as vinegar Chelsea Handler. I can't stand none of them three bitches!"

King started laughing. He nodded his head and told her that he did not blame her one bit. He then turned to Regis (Philbin) and said "This little blonde kiddoe has a good head on her shoulders."

In Other News. GOP political maven Ann Coulter has said that the rumor that she was moving to China is untrue.

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