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Wednesday, 5 June 2013

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Sandra Bullock and Rico Chorizo were recently seen coming out of the bar at The Hotel Ooh La La. (Photo by Paco Peso).

NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, 48, recently stated to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she would love to find a nice, caring, devoted man and settle down with him in her luxuriously exquisite $2.7 million New Orleans mansion Château Creole.

De Gallo, who is married, jokingly asked, "Ah, where do I apply?"

Bullock laughed and told him that a sense of humor is very important and confessed that her ex-husband "Messy" Jesse James was about as funny as Custer's Last Stand.

She said that she never would have thought that Motorcycle Man, as she called James, would have cheated on her the way that he did and especially with the poster girl for tattoos Kat Von D.

De Gallo asked Sandra about the rumor that she had been seen coming out of the bar at The Hotel Ooh La La on Bourbon Street with noted paparazzi photographer Rico Chorizo a few days ago.

Bullock blushed and said that her and Rico are just real good friends. She pointed out that he had taken some very sexy swimsuit photos of her last year.

She expressed the fact that she loves his sense of humor and noted that he can name all of the capitals of South America. The actress also bragged that Chorizo, unlike her skank ex-husband Jesse, does not have any tattoos.

In Other News. Cadenza Costapino, the nurse at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles has just revealed that Lindsay Lohan has been told if she sneaks any more bottles of tequila into her room she will be placed in solitary confinement for six days.

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