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Monday, 3 June 2013

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Pictured above: The new Bond babe

After successfully portraying a very smart and fit James Bond character for three movies in the Bond series, Daniel Craig has been given the boot to make way for a more promising, fitter, stronger and smarter man.

He is smooth, sexy, and charming. He is the only ladies man - Will Ferrell - and now his new screen name will be 'Bond, James Bond'.

The next Bond film has entered into its production stage. The film is currently being shot at numerous locations all over Europe.

Will Ferrell, being the serious actor he is, wants to add depth to his Bond character. He wants to add emotions, he wants to add stunts, he wants to connect with the audience and wants to make the character look extremely classy doing it. His wardrobe for the character will include the suit from the 'Men in Black' films. Hopefully, it will not be 'the last suit he ever wears'. Ferrell also shows how British this spy really is by shooting multiple scenes of him sipping tea in beautiful balconies. He promises he will have these scenes added at various points in the film. He also will have a scene where he will engage in a game of cricket.

The Bond series has also made a name for casting some extremely irresistible women who usually play the role of Bond's romantic interest at some point of time in the film. This film will be no different. However, what will be different, is the fact that in this particular film, the sparks between Bond and his romantic interest will start flying right in the beginning of the film and will continue till the end. Bond will be shown coping with his job and his relationship with his sizzling hot girlfriend. The role of this girlfriend will be played by the leggy lass Anna Faris.

Hopes for this film are high, and we are really excited to see Will Ferrell and Anna Faris spice up the screen with their hot on-screen chemistry and action.

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