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Tuesday, 4 June 2013

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Lamar Odom, the baby's uncle-to-be sewed Kim and Kanye's baby a pair of blue baby shoes before he knew it was a girl.

BEVERLY HILLS - One of the most photographed couples on the Left Coast, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, were seen shopping for baby clothes at a fashionable and expensive as hell baby store on the infamous Rodeo Drive.

Kim, who according to Kanye, is tipping the scales at 223 pounds happily revealed to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine that her and her baby daddy are having a little girl.

Kim beamed with pride as she said that her and her man have decided on naming the baby Kimkaneesha.

She said that her brother Rob Kardashian came up with the name a few days ago while he was eating a pepperoni pizza at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Pomona.

Kourtney wanted them to name the baby Kimney and Khloe wanted them to name the baby girl Khloretta.

Kris Jenner, the baby's grandmother, said that she would have liked for them to name the baby girl Krisifer in her honor.

SIDENOTE: As Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors pointed out it would really be nice if Kim, who is still legally married to Kris Humphries, could maybe get divorced by the time the baby makes an appearance.

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