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Monday, 3 June 2013

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Monica blames the fact that she is 39 and not married on the Oval Office cigar incidents.

SAN FRANCISCO - Monica Lewinksy, history's most infamous White House intern, has just revealed the release of her third book regarding the 1995 White House Oval Office Scandal.

In her third book titled I Missed Being The First Lady By Just That Much, Monica reveals some never before released facts.

She said that her and the president both loved listening and swaying to the music of Paul Revere and The Raiders featuring Mark Lindsay.

The 39-year-old Lewinsky writes in chapter 2 that the president had a pet hamster which he secretly named Nicki in reference to the pet name that he used for her (no pun intended).

Monica writes in chapter 3 that the president once had Air Force One fly her from Washington D.D. to New Orleans so that she could attend a Jonathan Winters comedy performance at The Voodoo Arena.

Lewinsky says that she is still unmarried and reveals that every day she hears at least five comments regarding the infamous blue dress and at least two remarks regarding the infamous cigar.

SIDENOTE: Monica's third book is a follow up to her highly successful second book titled My Pretty Blue Dress - The Monica Lewinsky Story.

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