LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance.
Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she still feels that Simon Cowell may hire her to take Britney Spears place on X-Factor.
Cheryl grinned, showing off her infamous dimples, and replied that she will be visiting with Simon at his Casa La T-Shirt Mansion and hopefully she will use her charm, beauty, and sexual magnitude to convince him to give her that lovely lush position.
Chezza was asked how things are going with her and her boyfriend Chicharito who plays soccer in the United Kingdom. She blushed and said that their relationship is really starting to heat up pretty much like a mid-July day in Yuma, Arizona.
She was told about the sarcastic remark that Donald Trump had made regarding her hard-to-understand Geordie accent. Cole's eyes got the size of large marshmallows.
The petite singer-dancer said that just like most Americans, she hates Donald Trump. She added that his so-called hairdo is positively disgusting.
Cole then said she heard comedian Zydeco Dupree say that if Trump went down to Arkansas some good old boy would probably shoot his hairdo off his head thinking that he was being attacked by some backwoods varmint.
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