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Wednesday, 5 June 2013

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Paris is very proud of her sex tape. (Photo taken by Russell Brand).

SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video.

The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than chocolate chip cookies at John Goodman's house.

Paris talked with Macadamia Honeysuckle, a reporter with The LaLaLand Daily, and told her that she is thrilled with the reception that her erotic sex tape is receiving.

Honeysuckle asked what her mom thought about the video. Paris blushed and said that her mom does not watch videos of a sexual nature.

She then added except for that one time down in New Orleans when she accidentally watched about 13 minutes of Chelsea Handler and Mike Tyson's video titled The Story of Low Blow Tyrone & Lips Labidini.

Paris told Miss Honeysuckle that her grandmother had just told her that she heard on Larry King and Regis Philbin's Viagra View that the erotic sex tape Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has just become the #1 sex video in 13 states, including Arizona, Wisconsin, and Alaska.

SIDENOTE: Paris beamed with joy and said that is enjoying being in the Hollywood spotlight and added that she hopes that they extend Lindsay Lohan's rehab clinic stay from three months to ten months.

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