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Monday, 3 June 2013

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A photo of Peta Murgatroyd who has been romantically linked to fellow Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough.

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit dancing show Dancing With The Stars have already sat down and are trying to figure out who to invite to appear on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars.

One name which has come up in previous meetings is that of Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge, who is also known as Prince William's wife.

Middleton, who seems to have a penchant for getting herself photographed topless and bottomless, reportedly told the producers that she will certainly think about it and get back with them.

Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said that he learned from an inside source at DWTS that Middleton has been offered $250,000 to appear on the show, which is more than the standard fee of $200,000.

The source informed de Gallo that they are keeping it very hush hush and in order to further entice Kate, they will be offering to partner her with this year's winner Derek Hough, who won along with his partner country singer Kellie Pickler.

Hough, who is known as The Dancing Dude, has said that he would love to be Kate's partner and feels that he already knows her very well just from having viewed all of her nude photographs that are available all over the Internet.

In A Related Story. Kate's sister Pippa Middleton, who has worked as a panties model, told Mr. de Gallo that if Queen Elizabeth dares to but into Kate's DWTS offer then Kate will most definitely agree to appear on the highly ranked show.

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