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Saturday, 1 June 2013

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Justin the day after realizing that his voice has changed. (Photo courtesy of Jenny McCarthy).

WATERLOO, Iowa - Many of the concert goers at Justin Bieber's recent concert at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo were a bit disappointed to say the least.

Buck Yazoo, a reporter with Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine said that it was quite obvious from the first few notes that Justin sang that his voice has finally begun to change.

Bieber's voice has suddenly gotten deeper and he doesn't have that Barney Fife high-pitched tone that his fans have become accustomed to.

One fan identified as Lola Finchcooter of Sioux City, Iowa said that she did not really notice since the crowd was yelling and screaming so loud.

She did say that one thing she did notice was that Biebs seems to be touching his crotch region a whole lot more and one would think that he was one of the hip hop rappin' brutha's the way he grabbed at his groin gadget every 14 seconds.

SIDENOTE: Justin's manager did tell Mr. Yazoo that he is very concerned at the fact that Justin's voice has gotten an octave deeper. He stressed that if fans start abandoning him because of the fact that his voice is changing then one option would be to have surgery and get his high-pitched, pre-puberty voice back.

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