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Saturday, 1 June 2013

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Levine has said that being an American gives him the right to hate whatever he wants to hate. (Photo by Donald Trump).

TIJUANA, Mexico - The lead singer for Maroon 5 and judge on The Voice, Adam Levine has gone down to Tijuana to get away from all of the brouhaha that his recent comment has stirred up.

Levine, who did not know that his microphone was on, said that he hated this country. The remark was made after two of his contestants were eliminated.

Since making that remark, several well known therapists and psychiatrists have recommended that Mr. Levine seek professional help.

Dr. Ottoman Buxton of Tarzana, stated that Levine definitely has some pent up frustrations stemming back to when he was a Cub Scout and his tent collapsed on him bruising his belly button and causing him severe trauma.

Sherman Oaks gynecologist Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski suggested that Mr. Levine immediately makes arrangements to enter into an anger management class.

The Maroon 5 singer angrily replied that he does not need to take any damn, friggin' anger management classes and no one can make him - not even President Obama.

In Other News. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer told the media that if Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio is found guilty of racial profiling he could be the first sheriff in the history of the United States to arrest himself.

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