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Saturday, 1 June 2013

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Angus T. Jones big mouth has cost him a cush job that paid him $300,000 a week.

LOS ANGELES - Well it would certainly not be hard to figure out who holds the title as the dumbest 19-year-old in the entire United States.

The dubious distinction goes to none other than Angus T. Jones who portrayed Jake Harper on the sit-com Two and A Half Men.

You may recall some weeks back that young A.T. went on the Internet and ranted and raved about how the show that gave him everything he has including his Sponge Bob Square Pants underwear, was filthy, nasty, vulgar, and should not be watched.

According to Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld, Angie as Mitt Romney calls him, should have been fired on the spot by the shows creator, producer, and head writer Chuck Lorre.

But of course the little ingrate teen would have had to have been paid his salary of $300,000 per episode.

Angus told Miss Wine that he did not mean to say the dumb, stupid, ignorant things he said and pointed out that he was just all confused after having eaten a dozen Hostess Twinkies and chugged down a gallon of Orange Gatorade.

Jones apologized to Mr. Lorre but it was a little too late and now Lorre has fired the ungrateful little punk.

SIDENOTE: Angus T.'s father on the show Jon Cryer said that the 19-year-old will really be lucky if he can find a job that pays his $300 a week. Cryer added, "You see the boy ain't exactly Matt Damon, Johnny Depp, or even Vince Vaughn.

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