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Thursday, 30 May 2013

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Bruce has said that he may leave the glitz and glamour of LaLaLand.

BEVERLY HILLS - Many celebrities in the Land of Tinsel Town say that Bruce Jenner truly has a cast iron stomach.

They say that the husband of Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has put up with more BS from the Kardashian gals than 99.9 percent of all red blooded American men would have.

As Glamboyant Magazine's Voodoo Dupree recently wrote in her magazine column, Bruce has had to take a back seat to not only his overbearing wife, but to her spoiled, over sized kiddoes Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.

Jenner confided to Miss Dupree that he is tired of seeing Kim's and Khloe's gigantic cabooses. He shook his head and said that he was giving her a scoop by telling her that just since the first of the year, Kim and Khloe together have broken a total of 13 chairs in the Kardashian mansion.

Bruce says he knows that it was 13, because Kris gave him the job of disposing of the chairs in a very low-key manner.

The former Olympic star told Miss Dupree that he has become fed up with the smell of fakeness that permeates throughout their home.

And as a result he pointed out that he is now at his wits end and he is seriously considering leaving his home and even Southern California.

To view dozens of photos of Kim and Khloe's infamous butts go to www.kimandkhloesinfamousbutts.pix.

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