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Thursday, 30 May 2013

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Hokey Pokey of The Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band performing in Cucamonga.

CUCAMONGA - Tom Cruise attended a music concert featuring Hokey Pokey & The Okey Dokey Band at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga.

After the concert he was interviewed by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine.

He was asked if he had gotten over his divorce from Katie Holmes. "Who?" Cruise asked semi-sarcastically.

Miss Cotton then asked if he had any movies in the works. He replied that he did not but added that he would love to make a movie with Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, the stars of The Vampire Diaries television series.

Tom was then asked about the comment that Barbara Walters had made on The View in which she stated that she had heard from an unnamed source that he was dating infamous Hollywood porn star Pretzel Garibaldi.

Cruise turned as red as a Tokyo tomato and replied that he would admit to knowing Miss Garibaldi but stressed that he has never dated her.

In Breaking News. The 9.7 earthquake that reportedly hit the Canadian city of Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was actually a .97 earthquake. A Canadian meteorologist admitted that he inadvertently placed the decimal point in the wrong place.

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