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Thursday, 30 May 2013

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Adam Levine shown leaving The Voice studios after making his "I hate this country" remark.

LOS ANGELES - In one of the worst foot-in-mouth instances to come along in a long, long time, Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine remarked while on the air that he hated this country.

Levine made the statement after two of his singers (Judith Hill and Sarah Simmons) were eliminated by the people of this country, who just happen to be viewers who buy the products, that bring in the revenue, that pays for Mr. Levine's very, very generous salary.

Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors stated that if the Maroon 5 singer does not like the democratic values of the United States then perhaps he can get his microphone and move somewhere else such as Iran, Afghanistan, or maybe Lower Zamgola, where he would have to spend most of his day sidestepping the lions.

Fellow Voice mentor Blake Shelton was asked if perhaps Levine slipped meaning to say that he hates country music.

Shelton, who is married to the little country firecracker Miranda Lambert, grinned and replied, "No sir, Adam said what he meant to say and that is that he hates this country."

Shakira added that Levine thinks that just because he is cute and has a bunch of weird looking tattoos that he can say what he wants and get away with it.

Meanwhile Usher chimed in wondering if maybe the Maroon 5 singer didn't mean to say that he hates country cooking.

At any rate as Zydeco Dupree has said, "Old Adam Levine has a lot of money and he can surely go live in some other country where if he makes a similar remark he can expect to be hung in the town square by his onions."

In Other News. The word on the street is that Joan Rivers, AKA the Queen of Mean has gone 24 hours without degrading, insulting, or attacking anyone.

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