LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show.
According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over Mariah Carey's spot.
Kelly told them that she cannot do it because of the fact that she is such a nice person that there is just no way that she can ever be mean to anyone the way Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj was.
She said that she would love to appear on the same show as one of her all-time favorite people Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest who knows more Mother-in-Law jokes than anyone she has ever known.
Clarkson said that people do not know that Ryan is a fantastic Pictionary player who during his college days won the coveted title of Mr. Pictionary Player of Georgia.
Another reason why Kelly regrets having to say no is the fact that American Idol has the best after-the-show food in all of Tinsel Town which is provided by Eats 'R' Us Food Catering Service of Hollywood.
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