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Wednesday, 29 May 2013

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Justin sold his Wyoming Ranch to Clint Eastwood for $1.8 million. (Photo courtesy of Clint Eastwood).

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber says that he is going to try and straighten out his life before he ends up like Lindsay Lohan or even worse like Amanda Bynes.

The Canadian singer met with Hollywood Vis-à-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota at a Hank's Hippity Hoppity Hamburger Haven in Redondo Beach.

Justin confessed to Miss Dakota that he really regrets having sold his 901 acre Wyoming ranch.

The Bluffing Buffalo Hooves Ranch is located outside of Cheyenne, Wyoming and it was sold to Clint Eastwood for $1.8 million.

When asked why he had to sell it, the troubled singer replied that his mom suggested he sell the ranch in order to get some funds to pay for some of the lawsuits that he will probably end up having to pay.

Justin did not really want to go into any specific details but according to Tittle Tattle Tonight one of the lawsuits involves an unfortunate incident that occurred with Afro Sheen Magazine reporter LaSabrosa Windwater.

SIDENOTE: Justin's mother Patti Lynn Mallette has told Justin that either he makes an appointment to talk to Dr. Phil or else she will start legal proceedings to get him placed in The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

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