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Tuesday, 28 May 2013

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Brandi has said that she would like to get together with LeAnn and have a hair dryer duel.

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes recently spoke with Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso about her on-going feud with Brandi Glanville, the ex-wife of her husband Eddie Cibrian.

Rimes expressed to Caruso that she has become exhausted at the back and forth hate-filled insults and attacks that both her and Brandi have been tossing at each other for a ridiculously long time.

LeAnn says that Brandi has called her everything from a husband-stealer, to a white drinking straw, and even going as far as saying that she looks like Donatella Versace, which is probably the cruelest thing that one woman could possibly say to another.

Rimes has fired back saying that Brandi wasn't woman enough to hold on to Eddie because she spent so much time primping in the mirror and looking at her nude body, which Eddie says is not as pretty, sexy, or desirable as her's (LeAnn).

The "Blue Bayou" singer said that she is finished arguing with Brandi and she recently sat down and decided to write a mean-spirited song about her ala Taylor Swift.

In the song titled, "Get Outta My Face Beatch" LeAnn disses Brandi throughout the entire eight verses and two choruses of the song.

SIDENOTE: LeAnn Says that she plans to sing the song for the first time on Larry King and Regis Philbin's new talk show, The Viagra View.

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