Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Tuesday, 28 May 2013

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Paris has desperately tried to take the spotlight away from Lindsay Lohan but it's not working.

LAS VEGAS - One of Tinsel Town's most infamous celebutantes, Paris Hilton was in Vegas playing the roulette wheels which she says she absolutely loves.

She had actually managed to win $173 which she said she would be donating to Michelle Obama's Annual White House Christmas Party Fund.

Hilton was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the talk regarding an erotic video she recently filmed.

Paris, being the publicity hound that she is, quickly perked up and asked Miss Rangoon if she had seen it.

The iRumors reporter rolled her eyes and replied that she had managed to see about the first nine minutes before she had to shut the video machine off.

Paris became a bit offended and asked her what her problem was.

Miss Rangoon, who is not the least bit shy, told Hilton that her video smacked of fake erotica and that she could clearly see that the cellulite on her upper thighs had been digitally erased from the video.

She then told her that on a scale of 1 to 10, she gave the video a 2.

Hilton visibly angry shouted that she was proud of her new erotic video titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption.

Rangoon fired back saying that the camera angles were ridiculous, the lighting was horrific, the sound was mostly unintelligible, and the dialogue was sophomoric.

Paris remarked that sticks and stones can break her bones but bad comments from Rangoon don't hurt her one bit.

And with that Rangoon bent down and picked up some handy sticks and stones and Paris suddenly took off running faster than Kirstie Alley chasing down an ice cream truck.

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