BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she can hardly wait for her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore to be finalized.
Kunis has stated that she is so fed up with "Crybaby" Moore's game of stretching out the divorce proceedings just because she thinks that it will hurt Ashton.
The 29-year-old Mila said that Moore is 50 but looks 60.
She pointed out that the elderly cougar really needs to get over the fact that A.K. dumped her simply because most May-December men eventually end up catching the eye of a much younger, prettier, and sexier woman.
When told that Demi had gone down to Louisiana and purchased some voodoo dolls in the likeness of Ashton and her, Mila simply laughed and said that the old has-been, cellulite-laded witch can buy all the friggin voodoo dolls she wants - the bottom line is that Ashton is with her.
Mila said that she desperately wants to have Ashton Kutcher's baby and as soon as he gets divorced from old Grandma Sag Bags she will become pregnant quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a buttered biscuit.