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Friday, 24 May 2013

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V.P. Biden has said that Kate Gosselin looks damn good for being 38, and having 8 kids. (Photo by Russell Brand).

BURBANK - Kate Gosselin was in town for an appearance on Jay Leno's Tonight Show.

When she was on the air with the man who Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba calls The Chinmaster, she was shown a candid photo of herself.

Kate gasped and could not believe what she saw. Leno had found a photo that had been taken of her last week when she was getting out of her car to go into FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills.

The photo clearly showed Kate wearing a white miniskirt and showing the entire world her pink palace, as they call it in Las Vegas.

Gosselin was shocked and said that she did not remember the very revealing upskirt photo being taken.

Leno looked into the TV camera and winked.

Kate saw him and remarked that she was being honest with him. He then leaned over and whispered that it appeared that she was trying to be a publicity seeker ala Britney Spears who has the getting out of the car upskirt routine down to a science.

Kate blushed and said that she will admit to being lonely but pointed out that showing her private parts is not the way she wants to attract men.

"Well, it's a little late for that Kate." Leno said coyly.

Kate turned as pink as a Colorado carnation and said that maybe there is something to this upskirt thing.

In Late Breaking News. Finland has announced that it is cancelling its planned invasion of North Korea. Reports are that the road trip would have taken a long time and the military funds are quite limited.

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