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Friday, 31 May 2013

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The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering says McCartney is worth over $800 million. (Photo by Taylor Swift).

CHICAGO - Paul McCartney was in the Windy City visiting his number one fan Oprah Winfrey.

McCartney had invited Ms. Winfrey out to dinner but she declined saying that she is trying to lose some of the 75 pounds she has recently gained.

Sir Paul, as Queen Elizabeth has dubbed him, told reporters that he is planning a summer concert tour of the United States.

He said that his opening act will be The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

Paul recently appeared on The View and was asked by Barbara Walters about the YouTube rumor.

Sir Paul smiled and said that it is true. When asked by Whoopi Goldberg why he would want to buy YouTube, the former Beatles member grinned and simply said, "Because I can my old girl, because I can."

In Late Breaking News. Someone reportedly broke into Kirstie Alley's Hollywood Hills mansion dubbed Casa Calories. Police say that thieves made off with two Butterball turkeys, a Boston Butt Ham, and a case of Hostess Twinkies.

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