Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Wednesday, 5 June 2013

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This is a police drawing of the space alien Amanda reportedly saw in her kitchen.

NEW YORK CITY - The life of Amanda Bynes is starting to resemble that of Lindsay "The Little Lost Lush" Lohan.

Bynes, who starred on the Nickelodeon Channel has had more ups and downs than the Empire State Building elevators.

She has been charged with reckless driving, driving without a license, driving without proof of insurance, and yes, driving without a vehicle.

In the last incident, Bynes was apparently in the middle of the street in front of her home pretending that she was actually in a car.

The investigating officers reportedly asked her if she was perchance related to Courtney Love, Paris Hilton, or Gary Busey.

She replied by saying no but that she had stayed at a Holiday Inn once.

In Bynes latest escapade she allegedly told her maid, that she found a space alien sitting in her kitchen eating a Strawberry Pop Tart.

The maid asked if she meant to say illegal alien and Mandy, as she is known in California, replied that she meant a damn friggin space alien, like the kind on the old TV show Lost In Space.

SIDENOTE: To view photos of Amanda Bynes in a tight, white, see-thru leotard go to www.amandabyneshubbahubba.pix

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