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Sunday, 19 May 2013

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The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill is located across from Minute Maid Stadium, home of the Houston Astros.

HOUSTON - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder traveled down to Houston to check on The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill, which they bought from the Dixie Chicks back in February of 2012.

Somerhalder said that business is booming at the establishment that they paid $13.1 million for.

The bar & grill is located across the street from Minute Maid Stadium, which is the home of the Houston Astros.

Nina said that the Dixie Chicks had purchased the bar & grill from Twilight Saga series stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who sold it in July of 2011.

The establishment has kept the unusual decor which consists of vampire glow-in-the-dark fangs, vampire cloaks, garlic clusters, and a 24-pound vampire piƱata, which was manufactured down in Yucatan, Mexico.

Nina wanted to address the rumors which apparently started in Las Vegas that her and Ian had put the bar & grill on the market.

She said that it was untrue and pointed out that The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill is a virtual gold mine especially since it is located next door to Madam Mona's Lascivious Casa de Lap Dances.

Somerhalder noted that The Vampire Sux Bar & Grill is doing fantastic business.

Suggested Reading. Omega Valparaiso's book about The Vampire Diary co-stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder titled, Wow! The Dozens of Places Throughout The World Where Dobrev and Somerhalder Have Done The Horizontal Hula.

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