Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Saturday, 18 May 2013

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Kim has said she's cut back on her daily foot long sandwiches from 4 to 3.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian recently had a nice dinner at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in West Hollywood.

As the two feasted on a broccoli and duck gizzard croissant appetizer Kanye was overheard telling Kim that she really needs to cut back on her eating.

A visibly hurt Kim was said to have responded by saying that she cannot believe how bitter, mean, and hurtful he has become since she started showing her baby bump.

Kanye reminded her that she has already gained 100 pounds during her pregnancy and is now tipping the scales at 219.

Kim responded by saying that she is pregnant duh!

West remarked that he realizes that but added that the baby is in her stomach and not in her arms, her thighs, her butt, or her hips.

Kim started cussing at him and tossed a broccoli and duck gizzard croissant appetizer at him, hitting him on his ample lips.

She then stood up and said that she was going to call her mom or Khloe, or Kourtney to come and pick her up.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Kim's explicit naked pregnancy photos which could be viewed at www.kimkardashianandherbigbelly.wow have been removed at the request of Jessica Simpson and Kim's mother, Kris Jenner.]

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