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Saturday, 18 May 2013

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Cheryl has just designed a new line of underwear called Cheryl Cole's Kool Knickers.

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor.

The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

The two talked about all of the ups and downs that they have had in recent relationships.

Gomez told Cole that she got tired of being Justin Bieber's excuse maker, ego feeder, and babysitter.

Cole giggled in her Geordie accent as she remarked to Selena that she felt the same exact way when she was married to Chelsea soccer player Ashley Cole.

Chezza, as she was nicknamed by Piers Morgan, confessed that there were lots of things about Ashley that she absolutely hated.

She revealed to Selena that her ex-husband always talked with his mouth full. She said that she lost track of the times that she ended up with fish and chips and crumpet crumbs all over her extremely expensive blouses.

Cole also said that Ashley was not exactly the sharpest tool in the tool box noting that he actually thought that Alaska was part of Russia.

She laughed and said that he also believes that trigonometry is when a man has three wives.

Selena asked about her boyfriend Man U (Manchester United) soccer player Javier Hernández Balcázar, better known as Chicharito (Little Pea).

Cheryl blushed and said that he is the love of her life and he treats her like a queen; even referring to her as Queen Chezza.

Cole then told Selena that just the day before she had gone to Bong Bongs Tattoo Parlor in Venice Beach and had a new tattoo inked on her body.

Selena asked what the new tat was and where it was located. Cole grinned and said that the tattoo was of Chicharito's soccer jersey number 14, and that she had it inked on her bikini line.

Gomez smiled and simply replied, "Cheryl hon, now THAT is true love."

In Other News. Tim Tebow, who was released by the NFL New York Jets, recently told Sporting Chance Magazine that he has been offered to host a sports talk show on The Sports of Sorts Network.

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