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Friday, 17 May 2013

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Kate has stated that her grandmother-in-law needs to worry about Buckhouse and stay out of her and William's marriage.

NEW YORK CITY - Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue is reporting that there appears to be some problems in the fairy tale marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge.

Wasabi spoke with a correspondent with England's Tickety Boo News, Brompton Boxgrove, who covers the Buckhouse royal family.

Boxgrove informed Wasabi that he got the info from a very reliable inside source who works in the kitchen at Buckingham Palace.

According to the source it appears that Kate is furious with her husband, the grandson of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip, due to the fact that Old Lizzy, as Simon Cowell calls the queen, seems to but into every aspect of their marriage.

QE-II feels that it is her right to help William and Kate pick out a name for their unborn child.

Old Lizzy has also expressed the fact that she does not want to hear about anymore topless or bottomless photos of Kate.

Kate is upset with William because he is deathly afraid to tell his grandmother that she really needs to mind her own friggin business (Kate's words).

The Duchess of Cambridge told her sister Pippa that if Billy does not grow some and very soon then she may consider leaving him.

In A Related Story. Tickety Boo News, along with Ta Ta For Now News, and The Bee's Knees News Agency have been named the three top news agencies in the United Kingdom.

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