BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip.
As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought about American Idol judge Nicki Minaj.
Madonna made a face that would have scared a WWF wrestler. She finished chewing her orange-flavored Tic Tac and said that she cannot stand the nasty-looking creature from the lagoon from hell.
The "Papa Don't Preach" singer commented that she has no idea why in the world the executives at American Idol would hire a person who has no business critiquing jellyfish much less humans.
Madonna said that Minaj is not good enough to wash Mariah Carey's bras and she is so desperate for attention that she wears ugly ass-looking wigs that go past her humongously humongous butt and touch the back of her ankles.
The 54-year-old Madonna added that it certainly appears that Nicki the Yicky buys her make up at Sherwin Williams Paint Stores.
Madonna then remarked "The high-shrill voiced Minaj-a-Twat definitely belongs in the circus, because she is nothing more than a cheap clown."
In Other News. The Annual Pocatello Potato Parade will take place in Pocatello, Idaho on Saturday, May 25. All parade participants including marching bands, cheerleaders, and float riders must dress up as either baked potatoes, French fries, potato chips, hash browns, potato salad, or scalloped potatoes.