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Tuesday, 4 June 2013

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Madonna will portray the infamous Scandinavian spy Uppsala Lippingstad. (Photo provided by V.P. Biden).

LOS ANGELES - Word flowing out of LaLaLand is that production on the romantic-spy thriller The Raging Hormones will begin within the week.

George Clooney and Madonna will star in the Sheboygan Saddlewood epic which is based on a true story.

Clooney will portray Mango Fossafelli a CIA agent who has retired but is asked to come out of retirement by the president in order to capture the infamously notorious Scandinavian spy Uppsala Lippingstad alias The Raging Hormones.

Madonna will star as Mrs. Lippingstad. She recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that she first read the book two years ago and she immediately pictured herself playing the part of the voluptuously erotic, nymphomaniacal Uppsala.

The "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" singer said that she had to pull some strings and sit on some casting couches but she was able to wrestle away the part from fellow actresses Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, and Cameron Diaz who all wanted the plum role.

According to Saddlewood the film which takes place in Barcelona, Spain will be shot on location in Hacienda Heights, California which bears a striking resemblance to Barcelona, including the 12-foot-tall statue of Christopher Columbus looking through a spyglass.

SIDENOTE. Madonna has stated that the rumor of her having cellulite removal surgery is totally false and added that she suspects that the rumor may been been started by Cameron Diaz who she points out has always been jealous of her fame and notoriety.

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