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Thursday, 23 May 2013

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Mariah Carey said Nicki belongs in a circus tent and not on a concert stage. (Photo courtesy of Vice-President Biden).

DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled.

The concert was to have been attended by United States soldiers who are presently stationed in Detroit.

But it seems that the concert promoter received hundreds of emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls from individuals asking him to cancel the Trinidadian singer's concert.

It appears that one of the most popular female singers in Detroit is Mariah Carey. And as everyone knows Carey and Minaj cannot stand each other.

A lot of Mariah friends are still upset at the way that the Circus Clown, as they refer to Minaj, disrespected their beloved Mariah by saying that she was addicted to expensive jewelry.

They also resented the fact that Nicki thinks that her boobs are bigger and prettier than Carey's.

An American Idol source who did not want her name revealed said that she has seen both Mariah and Nicki naked and there is no comparison between Mariah's natural looking tata's and Nicki's store bought tata's.

In A Related Story. Nick Cannon, host of America's Got Talent, recently told The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that his wife (Mariah) has more talent in one of her chest freckles than Minaj has in her entire body.

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