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Wednesday, 15 May 2013

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Ingo has said that it will be nice to return back to his paradise home in Hawaii.

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to 4 celebrity contestants as soap opera star Ingo Rademacher was voted off the show.

Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli said that he really hated to see the hunky actor go.

Rademacher and his dance partner Kym Johnson danced to Iron Butterfly's "In A Gadda Da Vida" which is an extremely hard song to dance to.

Upon reflection Ingo told host Tom Bergeron that he wishes that they had picked a more easier song such as "Skyscraper" by Demi Lovato.

Ingo's little 4-year-old son nicknamed Peanut was seen crying when his father was announced as the celebrity going home. He turned to his mother and said that he hated that English dandy judge Len Goodman.

He then said that he did not care for that Tinkerbell Bruno Tonioli or that Cheryl Burke lookalike Carrie Ann Inaba either.

Peanut the said that he really likes pro dancers Peta Murgatroyd and Sharna Burgess because they always give him real tight hugs and super duper kisses.

SIDENOTE: Len Goodman told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is not going to quit being a judge on Dancing With The Stars no matter how many people sign the petition to ship him back to England.

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