BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye West returned to the states after spending weeks overseas in France.
West said that he had gone to The Land of Ooh La La to get some inspiration for an upcoming album.
Many U.S. music critics wondered why Kanye could not have just stayed in American and gotten all of the inspiration he needs from his hefty baby mama Kim Kardashian.
West allegedly replied that he wanted to be apart from Kim so that he could see how much he truly likes her.
On their first night out the two parked their car in the parking garage of The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Diner. As they were walking up the ramp to enter the restaurant, Kanye looking down did not notice a huge signpost and he walked into it cutting his forehead at the hairline.
He yelled out about a dozen or so expletives while Kim asked him if he was okay. One of the many photographers who was filming and shooting the whole thing said Kanye replied to Kim that he was not okay and that in case she had not noticed he had walked into a damn effen signpost.
According to Gossipette Gazette reporter Taffeta Kixx, the sign that Kanye walked into read: CAUTION: DON'T BUMP YOUR HEAD ON THIS SIGN!
Kim was overheard telling Kanye that him walking into the sign was a sign that he needs to pay more attention to her than he has been lately.
The 35-year-old microphone snatcher blamed the whole thing on the reporters and paparazzi who he said caused him to lose his concentration.
Kim later said that after they got home that night that she took her honey bunny's round head in her handsy pansy and kissed his boo-boo making it feel better.
SIDENOTE: Kim DID graduate from high school. Miss Kixx saw a copy of her graduation certificate on the Internet.